Wine, Women and…Well…What Else Is There To Say Really?

I got this in my email today from my other half and I thought it was funny and…well…true especially today. Rough day but that’s another story and another blog but being as it’s Wednesday and I owe you all a blog I thought this would be a little diversion from the usual as well as a good chuckle. Men, this is not a joke study this chart well and learn it. It could save your life one day.

The Hormone Guide

Women will understand this!
Men should memorize it! 

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

 

DANGEROUS	SAFER	SAFEST	ULTRA  SAFE
What’s for Dinner?	Can I help you with dinner?	Where would you like to go out for dinner?	Here, have some wine.
Are you Wearing that?	You sure look good in brown!	WOW! Look at you!	Here, have some wine
What are you So worked up about?	Could we be overreacting?	Here’s my paycheck.	Here, have some wine.
Should you be Eating that?	You know, there are a lot of apples left.	Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?	Here, have some wine.
What did you DO all day?	I hope you didn’t over-do it today.	I’ve always loved you in that robe!	Here, have some wine.